Greetings Travelers!

I trust many of you have gotten yourselves acclimated to the climate and conditions here. I know it took me a fair amount of time to get used to the heat! Until then, I’m here to share a few stories of my own adventurers so you know what to expect once you begin on your way to riches, eternal youth, or world domination!

In case you haven’t seen, we have a required video series for all those looking to explore the outside reaches of the camp. This series is made to get you adjusted to the rigors and perils you may come across on your journey for riches. You can find these videos here. Anyone watching the videos has been statistically proven to have a 20% higher chance of survival during their journey, so do take a look before you decide to embark.

Of course, I wouldn’t be a good guide for you unless I had some experience myself, no no of course not! I might not be the adventurer I used to be, but I have stories that could make the dead rise, though I wouldn’t want to see that again, haha!

What types of stories you say? Lets just say that I’ve dealt with my share of “competition”, like this guy:

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but his thuggish accent and menacing glare would give normal people reason to run. Me? No, of course not, not when I’ve got two of these holstered on me!

Firing both of these guns gives you just enough firepower to take him down, leaving you to enjoy the victory points, the spoils, and to continue your adventure in peace.

Until next time, travelers, be sure to get your rest, my friend, because the journey of a lifetime begins here.