Jokes with Naruto puns included

[Tylar_Bandai]

Please keep this going. Puns are my absolute favorite form of humor!

Before long, I'll have enough ammo to make my friends smash their heads repeatedly into tables.

[spiritomb]

Originally Posted by kunoalpha

Who's there?

Sakura ....

[world of pein]

I ate a furido burrito last night.

And for dessert I ate Sasuke parfait.

[OC_Powers]

Originally Posted by spiritomb

Sakura ....

Sakura who?

[spiritomb]

Originally Posted by OC_Powers

Sakura who?

Sakura Haruno

[Shikamaru_Of_Hebi #1]

Originally Posted by Tylar_Bandai

Please keep this going. Puns are my absolute favorite form of humor!

Before long, I'll have enough ammo to make my friends smash their heads repeatedly into tables.

I have so many but i require you to unban me from bandai fb page ninja..


as for the puns

Im not gonna raichu a love song if you ask...

tell me if pokepuns are onix-ceptable ..........................

[Shikamaru_Of_Hebi #1]

borrowed these from a site. i like 2 of them try and guess which ones

What is Naruto's favorite sport?
Sakura (Soccer)

How does Naruto like his chicken wings?
With plenty of Sasuke

Temari- How's THAT for being a fangirl?

In the Naruto edition of Just So Stories, what did the whale eat?
The starfish, and the Garra- fish

Why did Sasuke gasp in pain?
He stubbed his Naru-toe

What is Naruto's second- favorite breakfast cereal, aside from Ramen 24/7?
Kakashi

What did Kakashi find under the floorboards?
A-roach-imaru

Who is Rock- Lee's favorite Pac Man Ghost?
Blinky

And finally, what did they all do at the disco?
Shikimaru!!

[Shikamaru_Of_Hebi #1]

So,

I heard Obito is waging a war because of a CRUSH.

I turn on my Charmander pants come right off.

Yo momma is so fat, even Naruto didn't believe it.


idk i got so many

[world of pein]

Sakon this lollipop

[Shikamaru_Of_Hebi #1]

tayuya noose because that was a terrible joke.