A New Game: Corrupt a Wish

[jousha]

Oh boy, two wishes to fulfill! BIng! BANg! BOOM!!

Originally Posted by Jin

I wish that the meta wasn't so narrow right now.

related to: i hate water.

Granted! ... but this season's Chunins were all canceled.

Originally Posted by Fred Fred Burger

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted! ... but someone sues you for running over their dog and they win the case for the same amount of money that you won.

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I wish it was summer again.

[Jin]

Originally Posted by jousha

I wish it was summer again.

granted but you your legs are broken and you have to do summer school.

I wish it wasn't so hard to get a job right now.

[Sharingan_Warrior5693]

Originally Posted by Jin

granted but you your legs are broken and you have to do summer school.

I wish it wasn't so hard to get a job right now.

Granted, you get a job cleaning out sewage pipes.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

[Jin]

Originally Posted by Sharingan_Warrior5693

Granted, you get a job cleaning out sewage pipes.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

granted! but instead of being corrupted your wish gets deleted...
(btw i'd take that job as long as it paid above minimum wage)

i wish... i hadn't gained a desireto play water in the last 12 hours.
related to: feeling sick to my stomach.

[shikamaru_of_hebi's Bro]

Originally Posted by Jin

granted! but instead of being corrupted your wish gets deleted...
(btw i'd take that job as long as it paid above minimum wage)

i wish... i hadn't gained a desireto play water in the last 12 hours.
related to: feeling sick to my stomach.

granted but you only have Water cards to play in a competitive meta.



i wish people would stop badgering my brother saying he is using this account
(relates to Superbluff5 trolling)

[Sharingan_Warrior5693]

Originally Posted by Jin

granted! but instead of being corrupted your wish gets deleted...
(btw i'd take that job as long as it paid above minimum wage)

i wish... i hadn't gained a desireto play water in the last 12 hours.
related to: feeling sick to my stomach.

Granted, but now you play a Tailed Beast deck.

I wish I didn't have to take this stupid Calc exam today.

[shikamaru_of_hebi's Bro]

Originally Posted by Sharingan_Warrior5693

Granted, but now you play a Tailed Beast deck.

I wish I didn't have to take this stupid Calc exam today.

Granted but now you have to stay home because you caught a bad case of the cancers for skipping me

[Jin]

Originally Posted by shikamaru_of_hebi's Bro

granted but you only have Water cards to play in a competitive meta.



i wish people would stop badgering my brother saying he is using this account
(relates to Superbluff5 trolling)

Granted but now they are gonna just badger you :/

i wish that waffles really did taste like chicken.
related to: chicken and waffles.

[hokage333]

Originally Posted by Jin

Granted but now they are gonna just badger you :/

i wish that waffles really did taste like chicken.
related to: chicken and waffles.

granted, but you could never eat them.

I wish i had a case of Path of Pain.
related to me not having any.

[MJM]

Originally Posted by hokage333

granted, but you could never eat them.

I wish i had a case of Path of Pain.
related to me not having any.

Granted, but the case is empty.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Related: Those wishes cannot be corrupted.