I'm bored... got nothing to do so read this...
Kakashi: This eye belong's to my friend, tee hee
The sealed Cavern
On the other side, Gaara is ...
Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, Chiyo, Pakkun, Rock Lee, Neji, Tenten and Gai, all in front of a sealed cavern. The hideout of Akatsuki.
Pakkun: I once ate fifteen of my own Babie's
Lee stare's at Pakkun with a strange look
Tenten: Dude, why am I "Tenten", shouldn't that make me twenty?
Neji: ..... Dang... The Akatsuki are having a crazy party...
Lee: What kind of party is it? I like clown's.... Is there a clown?
Neji: It's hard to explain with word's
Gai suddenly run's at the rock covering the cavern
Gai: Clown!!?!!? I'm not waiting to get in!! *PUNCH!!*
Gai: ... A barrier... but, but, but... The clown!...
Inside the cavern
Akatsuki Member: Dude... Someone turn on the light's
Sasori: Yeah... And I say someone needs to... SHUT THE H*** UP AND STOP TALKING!!! And get a haircut you hippie pretty boy B*a***
Over With Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura and Chiyo.
Naruto is searching and imagining in his mind...
THIS PART IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN MANGA STYLE!
Back to Naruto in the real word
Naruto: Oh s***... I need to go faster, cause I need to take a major dump!
Chiyo: This boy...
Kakashi: Naruto stop f.arting!!
Chiyo: Why is this boy f.arting so much?... I'm asking cuz I'm afraid of f.arts because my father was killed by one...
Chiyo: And... and... YAY! I'm old!!
Kakashi: Yeah, you are.
Chiyo: I'm not really an old lady! I'M JUST BIG BONED!!! NOW I LAUGH MANIACALLY FOR NO REASON!!!! BWUAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!
Kakashi: That maniacal laugh remind's me of my old hamster... He died in world war II... Fighting a tank with a carton of milk... If he only took the orange juice too...
Chiyo: You're a ******g psycho...
Kakashi: Shut up old Lady! Don't make me go Itachi on your **s!
Naruto: Lalalalalalalala! I'm a genie in a bottle! You gotta rub me the right way!
Kakashi: Naruto had a very sad life... bery sad... He got a giant fox stucked up his **$... Michael Jackson kidnaped his friend... And to top it all off... he was crushed by a boulder... Oh wait, that's last one was Obito... My bad
Last edited by Kirigakure no Kijin : 08-18-2006 at 04:38 PM.