Hinata Blush: An EPIC Naruto Fanfic

[Deets]

It was a beautiful morning in the village of Konoha when Tonton was eating some nice daffodils. They were nice and crunchy in her wet mouth. Out of nowhere, Danzo flew in on his F-14 Tomcat, wearing his spectacular Italian-tailored red cape, custom imported from Italy and masterfully hand-woven with silk.

You see, there are planes in the Ninja world because long ago, a ninja dog discovered a book called "Harry Potter", and learned magic beyond its imagination. Shortly after this, the Ninja dog learned quantum physics and taught the ninja world how to fly in big metallic birds, and taught Hinata how to be shy.

Danzo, swinging his giant cane, gently nudged Tonton in the behind.

"Oink," Tonton exclaimed with surprised look on her face, to which Hinata blushes. She turned around to see the huge bandaged lump of man candy that perpetrated the heinous act.

"Want me to teach you the Snake Summoning Jutsu?" Danzo exasperated.

Now, this is a story all about how
My ninja life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take 456 Chapters
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Hokage of a village called Bel Air

In west Konaha born and raised
On the battlefield was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out Shadow Clone Jutsun' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some shurikans outside of the school
When a couple of kunoichi
Who were up to no good
Startin summonin ninja toads in my neighborhood
I got in one little mental power battle and my jonin leader got scared
She said 'You're movin' with Kisame and Itachi in Bel Air'

I vortex'd and trigram'd her day after day
But she packed my ninja dogs and send me on my way
She gave me some uno cards and then she gave me my pack tricked ticket.
I put my wizard robe and hat on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First turn, yo this is bad
Playing Nawaki out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, luck-sacking all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this chunin or higher ranked ninja?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get to turn 3
I hope they're prepared for the hokage of Bel-Air

Well, the ninja plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like Kakashi standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get removed from the game
I just got deployed
I sprang with the POWER OF YOUTH, disappeared

I whistled for some draw power and when it came near
The license plate said chakra and it had growth token in the mirror
If anything I can say this deck is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo missing nins to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the turn marker about 7 or 8 (WTF FOURTH/BUNTA)
And I yelled to the meijin 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my hand (TRIP VORTEXES BROS)
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Hokage of Bel Air.


Naruto and Sasuke lived happily ever after, and did some ninja stuff together every day. Hinata blushes shyly.

[Kisame8988]

Cool story bro

[superbluff5]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit down, James
I'll tell you how I became the undisputed King of Card Games.

In Northeastern Africa born and raised
In the palace is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all the while
And all playin some Card Games right beside the Nile
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the gods got scared
They said 'You're movin' with Yugi and his Grandpa downstairs'

I wound up in Japan and things were less clear
Like I couldn't kill folks for losing Card Games here
If anything I can say that this place is lame
But I thought 'Now forget it - I'll play some Card Games'

I bought Card Game boosters packs over 9000 or 8
And I yelled at the old man 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair

[Thayli]

OMG I loved the part where hinata was shy! You are liek such a good writer!

[Sharingan_Warrior5693]

Wow I think I want that minute of my life back that I just wasted on reading this.

[Shino'sDad]

Best ...... Storie ...... Evar!

[Zabuza of the Mist]

I just have 3 words for you.
Elle Ohh Elle, OR Get Some Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kisame8988]

Originally Posted by Sharingan_Warrior5693

Wow I think I want that minute of my life back that I just wasted on reading this.

I already spent it.

[Thayli]

Originally Posted by Kisame8988

I already spent it.

He then traded it to me for BK money and I then spent it thinking about bacon.

[Shino'sDad]

Then, I gave him said Bacon in exchange for the minute in order to buy another Raging Battle Special Edition and pull another Allure of Darkness to sit in my binder.