Corrupt a Wish 2012

[Susano'o the Storm God]

A pretty self-explanatory game. One person makes a wish, and the next person who posts "grants the wish", except they something negative will happen instead.

"I wish for [insert wish here]"

"granted, but [insert something that would make that wish negative here]"

Rules (these are copy/pasted from Fred Fred Burger's post, with one additional rule added by myself):
- you must make a wish whenever you corrupt a wish, and you must corrupt a wish whenever you make a wish.
- a single wish can only be corrupted once
- don't make wishes saying something like "I wish my wish cannot be corrupted" or anything else along those lines. It's annoying

Game start!

[TheLastHokage]

I wish for the cards I made in the Create-a-card section become real.

[darkmadara11]

Originally Posted by TheLastHokage

I wish for the cards I made in the Create-a-card section become real.

Granted, but they all get banned in all formats.
I wish I was emperor of the entire universe.

[TheLastHokage]

Originally Posted by darkmadara11

Granted, but they all get banned in all formats.
I wish I was emperor of the entire universe.

Granted, but the whole universe rebels against you.

I wish I knew who Tobi is.

[El_Capitan]

Originally Posted by TheLastHokage

Granted, but the whole universe rebels against you.

I wish I knew who Tobi is.

Granted, he is Obito but it turns out it is another ruse
I wish bandai would reprint LAR

[TheLastHokage]

Originally Posted by El_Capitan

Granted, he is Obito but it turns out it is another ruse
I wish bandai would reprint LAR

Granted, but it's banned on Unlimited and Block.
I wish for a chocolate bar.

[Susano'o the Storm God]

Originally Posted by TheLastHokage

Granted, but it's banned on Unlimited and Block.
I wish for a chocolate bar.

granted, but it's filled with instant-death poison

I wish the remake of Tales of the Abyss was released already

[spiralblitz]

Originally Posted by Susano'o the Storm God

granted, but it's filled with instant-death poison

I wish the remake of Tales of the Abyss was released already

Granted, but its glitched and unplayable.

I wish for a Turn 4 Naruto with a decent effect.

[Sai'ix Renkai]

Originally Posted by spiralblitz

Granted, but its glitched and unplayable.

I wish for a Turn 4 Naruto with a decent effect.

Granted, but it's Water, so immediately banned.

I wish more people had access to Tylar's banhammer.

[Susano'o the Storm God]

Originally Posted by Sai'ix Renkai

Granted, but it's Water, so immediately banned.

I wish more people had access to Tylar's banhammer.

granted, but everyone banned each other, thus plunging the forum into an era of chaos, due to the mods being banned

I wish it was Christmas again