Corrupt a Wish 2.0

[Susano'o the Storm God]

A pretty self-explanatory game. One person makes a wish, and the next person who posts "grants the wish", except they something negative will happen instead.

"I wish for [insert wish here]"

"granted, but [insert something that would make that wish negative here]"

Rules (these are copy/pasted from Fred Fred Burger's post, with one additional rule added by myself):
- you must make a wish whenever you corrupt a wish, and you must corrupt a wish whenever you make a wish.
- a single wish can only be corrupted once
- avoid racism
- have fun!
- don't make wishes saying something like "I wish my wish cannot be corrupted". It's annoying

I wish Viz Media would stop being a d*** about the Naruto CCG, for they are contributing to game's demise >.<