A New Game: Corrupt a Wish

[Fred Fred Burger]

I have created a new game to join Mafia in this section. Unlike Mafia, it is ongoing and doesn't end. You may or may not have heard of "Corrupt a Wish". It works like this:

EX: One person posts, "I wish I had a new pair of socks."
Then another person who posts then says something like, "Granted, but the new socks gives you a rash."

So make any wish you want, as long as it relates to the theme.

Rules:
- you must make a wish whenever you corrupt a wish, and you must corrupt a wish whenever you make a wish.
- a single wish can only be corrupted once
- avoid racism
- have fun!
THEME: ANYTHING RELATED TO THE HOLIDAYS
date for the next theme: 1/1/11 (happy new year)