Epilogue
Poo Toucher got up groggily from the rock the way Momicus would around 1 p.m., looking, studying his surroundings
"I should be dead," He said only to himself, and then he realized what had happened. "Oh no, my teeth!" he exclaimed as he touched his teeth. They had indeed been turned to gold as Bobicus had foretold. "They are more durable than any teeth in the world of men!" he boasted, as he strutted his way back to his village Greekworld.
Once in Greekworld the three most diabolical wenches once again confronted him with their master Puff Dadicus, who was huddled over, clenching his stomach.
"You no-good trickster!" cried Puff Dadicus "That stuff made me have to empty mine self, whilst you snuck away. Well, you will not fool me this time!" he said as he pulled out his miniature sword to duel Poo Toucher. Poo Toucher opened his mouth, revealing what he had obtained, all four of his combatants were blinded by it. He snatched one of the wenches and headed to the home of Momicus.
He stumbled upon her, as she was the day before, hung over.
"Momicus," Poo Toucher called.
"Didn't I tell you not to come back till I have me a grandchillin'?" Momicus asked irritably.
"Yes, and I have returned with the wench that will bear you many kin," Poo Toucher boasted. "Take her to the kitchen now whereat she could preform her duty!"
"Very well, come along darling," Momicus said as she snacted the wench from Poo Toucher.
"What!? Grandchildren? Wait, STOP!!!" the wench cried.
As Poo Toucher once again went out in his village, he was approached by five of the most respected women in his village.
"Smile for me, Daddy," One said
"What are you looking at?" Poo Toucher asked, confused at their smiling faces.
"We wish to see your grill," another said.
"My
grill?"
"Your grill, ya ya your grill!"
And as he smiled, he blinded them all with the shine.
"I have teethe greater than the gods themselves!" He proclaimed. Zeus, hearing this, saw young Poo Toucher.
"No one makes that boast. I will smite thee!" and Zeus fired his legendary thunderbolt straight for Poo Toucher, hitting him in his grill and disintegrating him in the process. The one known only as Poo Toucher was no more. The only thing that remained was the mighty Golden Grill, showing it truly was more powerful than the gods, with its magical seen that would shine for millennia. Just then, Puff Dadicus G-glided past as everyone stood in shock at what had happened. He took the grill and put it on himself, smiled with his new gilded teeth, and walked away.
I'd like to thank Monk for telling me to post this and where, I'd also like to thank my mother, who taught me to throw nothing out. Now you all know what Poo Toucher really means. Thanks for reading