Super Awesome Kinda Related Prelude To The Game
So once upon a time there was this village that was cloaked by the natural cover of the sands. Some would say it was hidden by it >.>
There were three young villagers that stood out in the community. There was the street peasant named Niddala, a belly dancer named Rima, and an altar boy named Petohmi. They stood out because there were always constant arguments among the three. Niddala would always steal from Petohmi when he wasn't looking. Petohmi would always criticize Rima for being an unholy woman and a seductress. Rima would always tease Niddala and then make fun of him for not being able to partake because he was poor >.>
One day while all three were at the camel watering well, a vagabond approached all of them and began to chastise them for their constant bickering.
"STFU you sand ninjas! I didnt know you people would be so loud all the **** time!" said the vagabond
"WhoTF are you to tell us what to do!?" said Rima
"Yeah what the ***** said!" said Petohmi
"Was that racist?" said Niddala looking at Rima and Petohmi
"Alright how bout this" said the vagabond, "the one of you who can stay quiet the longest will get this!"
The vagabond unveiled from his bag what appeared to be a ruby encrusted dagger. It was an odd type of dagger because the hilt looked to be made from an oil lamp.
The three young villagers stared at the object and said in unison "lolwut?"
"This here young ones is the one and only Magic Jackknife of Time! Whoever wields this legendary item will have infinite oil for their entire family for generations to come, be able to go back in time up to 10 minutes, and possess a legendary genie named Alejandro"
"Oooooh" said the 3 villagers
"The trial starts now!"
Immediately all three went quiet and looked at each other with serious looks on their face. Rima then had an idea and began to dance around very provocatively while Petohmi and Niddala watched carefully. 3 minutes had passed and Rima was now wearing nothing but a smile on her face.
Finally Petohmi and Niddala looked at each, looked at Rima and then back to each other again. They grinned, nodded in unison, and then said together "Surprise sex!"
They rushed at her and Rima began to yell for them to get away.
The vagabond began to laugh loudly as he watched what unfolded. "It is so easy to get humans to turn on each other. Im so glad Im a genie and I get to **** around like this."
The vagabond pulled out the Magic Jackknife of Time and a goblet with the name Alejandro engraved on the side. He poured himself a cup of oil and enjoyed it while he watched Niddala and Petohmi have their way with Rima.
After 5 minutes had passed, Alejandro pulled the Magic Jackknife of Time out again and began rubbing the lamp. Soon he was transported 10 minutes into the past. There he approached Niddala, Petohmi and Rima and repeated the process again. This happened 100 times.
Yeah so I was bored and I wrote this. I don't care if it doesnt make sense or if my grammar sucks or if i misspelled something.
BTW, reverse the three main character's names gfg